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Jessica Alba is a mom

Jessica Alba gave birth late Saturday night to a baby girl, now named Honor Marie Warren, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Sharon Stone is reallly sorry.

Yesterday Sharon Stone issued a second apology after her remarks last week when she wondered aloud if the earthquake in China that has left almost 90,000 dead or missing may have been karma because the Chinese government is mean to the Dali Lama.

Linda Hogan has a 19-year-old boyfriend - that looks like her son

Linda Hogan decided to one-up the Hulk by dating someone who not only looks like her child - but is practically the same age. In your face, brotha! Linda brought her suitor, 19-year-old Charlie, to the opening of the Palm Place Spa & Hotel where the Simpsons were also partying. Apparently, it was "Dysfunctional Celebrity Families Teetering towards Irrelevancy Night."

Mariah Carey is really really good at throwing

Mariah Carey threw out the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday, and let's just say it was the most impressive display of baseball I've ever seen in my life. Lord knows why she became a singer and not a professional pitcher. Seriously though, you'd think she would've prepared a little before showing up. It's like instead of practicing throwing balls, she decided to just break both her arms to make sure they wouldn't function correctly. She could've dropped the ball and sort of nudged it with her foot and it would've been just as impressive.

Patrick Swayze road-housin' pancreatic cancer

At the beginning of March, reports were circulating that Patrick Swayze only had five weeks to live. Well, over two months later, and using the same pic, I'm happy to post that Patrick is putting cancer's ass in the corner and responding well to treatment. Hopefully he'll be well enough to ghost ride the whip again. WE LOVE YOU PATRICK! =]

PARIS HILTON FRAGRANCE and ........ HAIR PRODUCTS?!?!

After spending some jail time for DUI charges, one would think Miss Paris Hilton's career would go down hill but....WRONG! Her line of clothing was introduced right after her released from jail, followed by her new Can Can fragrance and now Clipin-Go hair extenstions products!! Shall we refer Paris as the "hairess, instead of heiress?" Agree?

Heidi & Spencer ruin baseball for all future generations

Jesus! I thought these two only came out on holidays. Great, now it looks like Heidi and Spencer will mug like retarded sea-monkeys at any event. Even more disturbing is that it appears to be Bat Day and yet somehow they walked out with all their hair, teeth and limbs attached. I gotta ask: Dodger fans, why do you hate America so much? THAT'S WHY EVERYONE SHOULD BE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS FANS. GO GIANTS! =]

Guys, Brace Yourself- Jessica Alba is Officially off the Market

It has been a rough couple of weeks for males; first Scarlett Johansson announces her engagement and now Ms. Alba is also off the market. Jessica's publicist officially confirmed today that she and her longtime boyfriend, Cash Warren, were married on Monday. The couple are expecting their first child, rumored to be a girl, early this summer. If it is any consolation to all of those heartbroken guys out there, Lindsay Lohan is still single, so there is still some hope after all.

Heidi & Spencer tip like A-holes? Say it's not so!

So, apparently over the weekend Mr. and Mrs. Douchenozzle, Heidi and Spencer, went out to eat and racked up a $783 bill. Common courtesy dictates that they should've tipped anywhere between $120 to $150. Spencer dropped 16 bucks. Watch out, everybody! High roller, comin' through!