Amy Winehouse arrested again, world record in sight

Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it's for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that's illegal. Who knew?

Where'd the fat go?

Obese inmate Broderick Lloyd Laswell isn't happy with the service he's getting at the Bentonville County Jail in Arkansas. Honestly, how do they expect the former 408lbs. murderer to stay in shape, apparently a spherical one, if they only provide a diet of about 3,000 calories a day? It's insane! Talk about cruel and unusual punishment, ey? Yup, and after losing 100lbs. Mr. Laswell has filed a suit against the jail.

Seriously though, there should be a law against sueing people/organizations for stupid reasons. What a waste of time and money!

With the U.S. economy tumbling down it is understandable that there will be budget cuts around the country. Here in California we see it all the time. Just a few months ago Governor Schwarzenegger proposed additional budget cuts for our educational system. Parents shouldn’t panic, though. While the governor isn’t planning on opening an Arnold Schwarzenegger Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, he is looking towards the future. On Friday, April 11, 2008, Governor Swartzenegger proposed a $7 billion dollar plan to improve health care for California’s finest, the inmates. This would include the construction of new prison hospitals and mental health centers and improvements to the current facilities. This five year project will most likely gain the approval of Californians, especially parents. Why, you may ask? The answer is simple. Due to the lack of educational opportunities here in California it is safe to assume that the children of today will be the criminals of tomorrow. Therefore, by improving the inmate care at various correctional facilities, the governor is preparing for the future well being of our children. Thank goodness!!