How old is Your Heart?

What everyday habits are aging your heart? Watch the Video by clicking the title

Paula gets confused on Idol (surprise, surprise)

Last night on American Idol the format was slightly changed. Instead of critiquing the contestants after each song, the judges were to take notes and and offer quick, individual critques after each performance (the conestants each performed twice last night). Paula, as usual, got confused and gave Jason Castro feedback on both of his songs, even though he had only performed one of them at the time. She claimed Jason's second song felt "empty." Could it possibly be because he had yet to sing it? Luckily Seacrest, being the smooth talker that he is, was able to save Paula from further humiliation by making a witty remark about her "seeing into the future" and keeping things moving on the show.

Where'd the fat go?

Obese inmate Broderick Lloyd Laswell isn't happy with the service he's getting at the Bentonville County Jail in Arkansas. Honestly, how do they expect the former 408lbs. murderer to stay in shape, apparently a spherical one, if they only provide a diet of about 3,000 calories a day? It's insane! Talk about cruel and unusual punishment, ey? Yup, and after losing 100lbs. Mr. Laswell has filed a suit against the jail.

Seriously though, there should be a law against sueing people/organizations for stupid reasons. What a waste of time and money!

Miley Cyrus will appear on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair set to hit newsstands later this week. She posed for a, what she now calls "racy", shoot with legendary photographer Annie Liebovitz. Miley is worried the shots will alienate fans and issued an apology.

Is it me or does Mary-Kate Olsen need to hire a stylist? I'M SPEECHLESS. Comment away people!

Oh Baby, Amy!

Kids...please, oh please, stay away from drugs...

How many birthday parties does Victoria Beckham need?!?

So last week was Victoria Beckham’s 34 birthday, but in fact, it was a whole weekend of celebration. First, it was dinner at Pink Taco (wassup with all of these weird restaurant names in Hollywood?!?) with Eva Longoria. Then, a day later, another expensive birthday bash at Via Veneto in Santa Monica with A-list celebrities like Tom & Katie Cruise, Gwen Stefani, and the list goes on. May I mention the bill for a party at Via Veneto rung up in the 5-6 digits range?!?!?! Gosh, rich people just don’t know how to spend $$$. I wonder when the Beckhams have time for their kids. It seems they are out and about every night looking for Hollywood hot spots ::shrugs::

Patriots Try To Trademark What?

When you think of the Patriots, what do you think of? Do you think of 19-0? Do you think of the team with the “Perfect Season”? Well, unless you live in New England the answer is probably NO! Sorry New Englanders. The truth is it wasn’t a perfect season. The Patriots cheated, and they still lost. We all celebrated. Get over it. So, there’s no need for the Patriots to trademark “19-0 The Perfect Season”, just like there was no need to tape the defensive signals of their opponents. Nope. They’re just trying to cover over the fact that they are, well, LOSERS. Maybe instead they should trademark the phrase “We Cheat and Still Get Beat”? I’d definitely sport that. Woo hoo.



To sum it all up, we thought you all might appreciate this lovely video:

After dominating the feud news with her former best friend Nicole Richie, Fox quickly cancelled the fourth season of The Simple Life. A reminder, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were childhood friends when the two starred in The Simple Life. Now, Paris Hilton is excited with her new reality show “I wanna be Paris Hilton’s new best friend”. I suppose this is an innovative way for celebrities to find a confidante. It shouldn’t be a shock to anybody for girls that are thin, plastic, and talentless to show up for try-out. Simply put, to win the title as “Paris Hilton’s new best friend” you need to be one of three things: C.A.D (Charging Account Disease), makeup fanatic, and know designers' name like 1+1=2. Yes, money can buy everything, including a best friend.

With the U.S. economy tumbling down it is understandable that there will be budget cuts around the country. Here in California we see it all the time. Just a few months ago Governor Schwarzenegger proposed additional budget cuts for our educational system. Parents shouldn’t panic, though. While the governor isn’t planning on opening an Arnold Schwarzenegger Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, he is looking towards the future. On Friday, April 11, 2008, Governor Swartzenegger proposed a $7 billion dollar plan to improve health care for California’s finest, the inmates. This would include the construction of new prison hospitals and mental health centers and improvements to the current facilities. This five year project will most likely gain the approval of Californians, especially parents. Why, you may ask? The answer is simple. Due to the lack of educational opportunities here in California it is safe to assume that the children of today will be the criminals of tomorrow. Therefore, by improving the inmate care at various correctional facilities, the governor is preparing for the future well being of our children. Thank goodness!!